There are instances when we encounter something so unusual that it begs to be preserved. Among the most shared images are those of shoppers in various retail establishments, each with their own unique quirks and behaviors. For a good laugh, let’s take a moment to appreciate some of these amusing characters we encounter along the way. And if you’ve ever captured a humorous shopper yourself, feel free to share it with us on social media.
Listen officer, there are real problems in the world of Walmart, like shoplifting and messy customers. But this man who dressed his good boy up in human clothes and sunglasses is not one of those problems. You can go on shopping, sir. We salute you.
So, this guy seems nice. Nice and angry! Let’s all hope this was a fleeting moment and he’s grown out of his eff you phase. Somebody love him!!
While this definitely isn’t a Walmart store, we couldn’t resist sharing this lady’s moment of acrobatics walking down the soda aisle. Hey, when you have some dancing to do in four-inch heels, it helps to practice in every situation, right?
This guy probably feels that he’s entitled to walk around Walmart with no clothes on, but sorry buddy, we don’t care how old and senile you are, nobody wants to see that. So let’s put an end to this freeballin’ real quick.
Hey lady, you just keep on being your beautiful, unique self. Don’t let the haters bring you down. Wear your fishnets and stick-on eyebrows and caked-on layers of rouge.
If you were ever curious about who helped define the word, “punk,” you’re looking at her. She has no time for your comments or judgments or societal norms. She’s just going to keep doing her and you’re going to have to live with it.
We’re not sure who told him this looked good, but this guy clearly needs new friends. Somebody put his hoodie up so no child sees this terrible idea sitting on top of a head and decides to try it too.
It’s sort of hilarious that she’s so square. Not in like, “Oh, that’s lame.” But she’s literally the shape of a square and Spongebob has never come to life so accurately.
Some people just have no sense of what might or might not be acceptable to wear in public. This woman thought it would be okay to wear a dress that was clearly meant to be coupled with an undershirt and pants, but with nothing underneath. Well, it would seem some Walmart shoppers got a little more than they bargained for that day…
Joe Exotic, is that you? Either way, be on the lookout for Carol Baskin.
Wonder what alien civilization these travelers are visiting from, and if they’ll be visiting more Walmarts in the future?
Our mother never suggested we purchase a packaged food item from the store without first looking at its expiration date. She also told us to open up every product we were ready to buy, tear through the safety protections in place, and taste-test each and every product to make sure the purchase was worthwhile. She also neglected to tell us that this was illegal and that we would be spending the next few months with our father.
If you can’t tell, Cookie Monster is in the cleaning aisle. Disinfectants, degreasers, mops, brooms, and towels galore. We don’t want to make too many assumptions here, but it seems like Cookie Monster might be turning over a new leaf. Is it possible that all these cleaning supplies are needed to help the Monster clean up his act? Or could it be that Cookie Monster just destroyed boxes of cookies and needs drastic help cleaning up?
If you give a man a fish, he is hungry again in an hour. If you teach him to catch a fish, you’ll find him down near the fish tanks in the pet department. Some might say that many of us are spoiled with the availability and quantity of food constantly around us. This man wanted to quiet the “haters” and prove that shopping at a grocery store for fresh food isn’t as easy as it sounds.
Ha, Ha, very funny guys. When we casually joked about some “pick up on aisle two,” we never in a million years would have expected an actual pickup truck to end up in aisle two. Now that this strange event has occurred, we will never utter that inaccurate phrase ever again. We understand that some shopping trips might feel as though one would need a pickup truck to carry everything home… but please, if so, leave the truck in the parking lot.
